Global – In an unprecedented, last-ditch effort to combat the rise of AI-generated art, respected artist Martin Johnson has released a 13,234-page guide to help […]
Global Study Finds Strong Correlation Between Political Success and Likelihood of Developing Alzheimer’s | AQL Science
Ann Arbor, Michigan – Researchers from the University of Michigan have announced a groundbreaking study revealing a strong correlation between political success and the likelihood […]
God Doubts the World Will Take Seven Days to Destroy Itself | AQL News
Heaven – God unexpectedly addressed his skepticism in a recent statement that humanity would require a full seven days to bring about its own destruction, […]
Panic Erupts as Office’s Document Formatter Takes Sick Leave | AQL Local
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania – Chaos broke out at a local office today after the only employee who understands document formatting—the man in the second room on […]
News Claims the News Is Definitely Not Generated by AI | AQL News
Global — In a reassuring yet suspiciously well-worded statement, major news outlets have collectively assured the public that their reports are absolutely, undeniably, 100% not […]
Thailand Considers Legally Redefining “A Day” After WTO Enforces Eight-Hour Work Limit | AQL News
Bangkok, Thailand – In an effort to circumvent international labor regulations, Thailand is reportedly considering redefining the length of a day through legislation. This proposal […]
Republicans Move to Repeal Second Amendment Over Concerns for Unborn Children’s Safety | AQL Politics
Washington D.C., United States – In a stunning reversal, Republican lawmakers have introduced a bill to ban guns, effectively repealing the Second Amendment. “We must […]
Chinese Assembly Spokesperson Vows to Defend ‘Fundamental Right’ to Racist Speech | AQL Politics
Beijing, China – The Chinese assembly passed a new bill today, legally protecting racist speech. “Chinese people are the only people in the world with the […]
Logan Paul Introduces Prime ‘Voltage Vortex’ with Maximum Electrolyte Infusion | AQL Entertainment
Los Angeles, United States – With great excitement, Logan Paul has unveiled a new addition to the popular energy drink line, Prime, the “Voltage Vortex” […]
Is the Wage Gap Large Enough, or Should Women Start Paying to Work? | AQL Opinions
This could be great for GDP. Kyle Jackson, Economics Professor at Duke My job is secure anyway. Aaliyah Gonzalez, Housekeeper Finally we can achieve equality […]