Panic Erupts as Office’s Document Formatter Takes Sick Leave | AQL Local

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania – Chaos broke out at a local office today after the only employee who understands document formatting—the man in the second room on the first floor—called in sick. As reports, presentations, and spreadsheets piled up in unformatted anarchy, employees quickly descended into confusion. “I adjusted the margins, but then everything moved,” confessed one worker in distress. Another employee reported that their bullet points had vanished after attempting to change the font size. While panicked employees scrambled to Google phrases like “how to fix document disaster,” others launched a desperate search for the elusive templates, rumored to be buried somewhere in a shared web drive. Sources indicate that the very man in question may return to work tomorrow, potentially ending “the darkest day in the office’s history.”