Global – In an unprecedented, last-ditch effort to combat the rise of AI-generated art, respected artist Martin Johnson has released a 13,234-page guide to help […]
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God Doubts the World Will Take Seven Days to Destroy Itself | AQL News
Heaven – God unexpectedly addressed his skepticism in a recent statement that humanity would require a full seven days to bring about its own destruction, […]
News Claims the News Is Definitely Not Generated by AI | AQL News
Global — In a reassuring yet suspiciously well-worded statement, major news outlets have collectively assured the public that their reports are absolutely, undeniably, 100% not […]
Thailand Considers Legally Redefining “A Day” After WTO Enforces Eight-Hour Work Limit | AQL News
Bangkok, Thailand – In an effort to circumvent international labor regulations, Thailand is reportedly considering redefining the length of a day through legislation. This proposal […]
President Trump to Award Elon Musk Honorary M.D. for ‘Pioneering Work in Brain Surgery’ | AQL News
Washington, D.C., United States – President Trump announced today his intention to grant billionaire and X (formerly Twitter) owner Elon Musk an honorary Doctor of […]