President Trump to Award Elon Musk Honorary M.D. for ‘Pioneering Work in Brain Surgery’ | AQL News

Washington, D.C., United States – President Trump announced today his intention to grant billionaire and X (formerly Twitter) owner Elon Musk an honorary Doctor of Medicine degree, stating, “Musk pioneers brain surgery through the power of A.I.” Last year, Musk launched his transformative research project, allowing patients to perform complex medical procedures on their central nervous system from the comfort of their own homes. “The brain surgery algorithm is the best way to promote patriotism. Neuralink is now optional,” President Trump declared, gesturing toward slides featuring NIH studies showing that X users are now 57% more likely to use the word ‘ultra-woke’ and 83% more likely to display extreme hostility toward rival countries. Harvard Medical School, however, remains hesitant to grant Musk the prestigious title, citing evidence that patients are exhibiting signs of paranoia and a severe obsession with Dogecoin. Before the news release, President Trump reportedly pressured the dean of Harvard, urging him to approve the title by next Monday—or face a 95% cut to state health research funding.