Bangkok, Thailand – In an effort to circumvent international labor regulations, Thailand is reportedly considering redefining the length of a day through legislation. This proposal comes in response to the World Trade Organization’s (WTO) recent enforcement of an eight-hour work limit, which Thai officials have criticized as “inefficient” and “unproductive” if taken literally. “If a day is legally defined as 12 hours instead of 24, our workers can maximize their time and earn significantly higher wages,” explained a government spokesperson, who also projected a 27% increase in GDP if the bill is passed. Several business leaders have praised the proposal, calling it an “innovative approach to time management.” Meanwhile, other nations and international corporations are watching closely. Our reporter has received messages through an unofficial channel that if the bill is enacted, major manufacturers—including TSMC—may consider relocating their production lines entirely to Thailand. Malaysian officials commented on the proposal as “inspiring” and have hinted at introducing unpaid “self-improvement hours” upon the redefinition.
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